"My brother, e ku exchange rate oh."
"Excuse me?"
"I am greeting you. I am saying how are you and the exchange rate palaver. The dollar wahala".
"So, that is why you are saying e ku exchange rate. Is something wrong with you Yoruba people? Must you turn everything into a form of greeting?"
"You are insulting me?"
"I am making a statement"
"Meaning?"
"Any serious matter at all, you and your people must turn it into something else. E ku exchange rate? What kind of greeting is that? Yoruba will say e ku election, e ku democracy, e ku change, e ku ana, e ku gbogbo e, gbogbo e, e ku democracy.I am tired of answering you people and your cynical greetings."






